On the twelfth day of breaches
my hacker sent to me:

Twelve Data Downloads

Eleven Plundered Patches

Ten Missed BA Contracts

Nine Malware Installs

Eight Mis-sent Faxes

Seven Stolen Laptops

Six Snooping Staffers

Five Old NPPs

Four Lost Thumbdrives

Three Re-sent Texts

Two Pop-up Links …

And a Bill for Compliance Auditing.

For a glimpse at what the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Office for Civil Rights (HHS) expects a HIPAA covered entity to do to remedy faulty Security Rule Policies and Procedures, see the “Corrective Action Obligations” listed in the Resolution Agreement between HHS and Anchorage Community Mental Health Services, Inc.

Happy Holidays to All!